Wednesday, January 26, 2011


Disclaimer: This post has bad words. Really bad ones. If you don't like it, go away. :)

I think I'm a pretty nice person. Most of the time. Well, 4 days out of 7, which statistically speaking is pretty damn good. The point is, I try really hard to be nice and for the most part it works. Anyway...

I can put up with a lot of shit. For reals. I'm fairly easy going, and I am not seriously bothered by a lot of things. Don't mistake this for me being a push-over, because I'm not. When I'm bothered, you know. However, I really think I have alot more self-control than I used to have. Mostly.

The one place that I really can't tolerate any bullying or general "asshole" behavior is where my girls are concerned. Seriously folks, fuck with my girls and I'm coming for you. There is no where you can go that I won't find you. I don't say this to sound all scary and shit. It's just the way it is. I'm not "psycho mom", I can carry on a rational conversation, but make no mistake, if you think you get to mess with my kid and suffer no consequences, I really think you should reevaluate.

Moms are scary and this is not a bad thing.


  1. AMEN! Moms are scary, at least the good ones. Mess with my kids and your going down and going down hard! I hate when kids mess with my kids and I really hate bullying. My oldest has been on the receiving end of it ALOT, but now that my youngest is in school, she also is starting to get it and I just want to pull the child aside that hurts her and confront the parent about their child's bad behavior. Now I know my child is no saint, but seriously bullying and such is starting in Kinder now. I agree with you Ringmaster! I am a psycho mom if you mess with the kids.

  2. Ringmaster, I'm all over a mom being strong and protective. Good for you. GOOD for you. When I knew you, you defo had this tendency and I'm glad to see you follow through.

    When I was a kid, I was the victim of some bullying, and my southern mom--who never wanted to rock the boat--didn't jump in to help it stop. That was painful. Very painful.

    Good for you, Mom. We need protective parents--I mean the right kind of protective, which I know you are. You're kind and easy-going and rational, but do NOT mess with Little Bit and Whatsit...or The Ringmaster will come for you and she will BRING it.

  3. I am protective of my friends and family. I am finding out how very protective I am of my little girl. Watch out world. Don't mess with my baby or you will feel my wrath!!!!!!!


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