Things I call the cat.
His name is Shadow but because he is secretly a highly intelligent government operative, he goes by many names...
Señor Tiny Paws
Monsieur Pointy Ears
Sir Fuzzy Tail
Keep it to yourself. Okay, if you HAVE to tell someone, make sure that they don't tell anyone because that's how secrets get out and rumors get started.
Also, I will deny everything...