Thursday, June 2, 2011

Bleach, Ice Cream and other yummy things

Day 7 (of 30ish)

I feel the need for a Top Ten.

Like Letterman...but better.

The Ringmaster's Top 10 (in no particular order because my brain is already starting to hurt)

Books - I love books. Books are like tiny, little movies in my head. They make me happy!

Ice Cream - Let's face it, ice cream embodies all that is amazing in this world.

Disneyland - Normally, I hate crowds and don't have the patience to wait in line at the grocery store, but somehow, as soon as I walk in the gates at Disneyland nothing bothers me. It's my happy place.

Flip Flops - I would wear flippys all day, every day!

Coffee - Do I really need to expand on that? Coffee is the elixir of life and should be celebrated daily!

Bleach - My goal when I'm cleaning is to make the house smell like the community pool. Only better.

Just about anything by artist Jack Vettriano - In my opinion, he is one of the most talented artists I have ever seen.

The word Fuck - Sorry for you sensitive folks but there a more versatile word out there? Fucktard, Fuck me! Get the Fuck out! UnFuckingBelieveable! See what I mean?

Flowers - I like almost any kind of flower. Smell-good ones, funky ones, classy ones.

Shoe Store Smell - C'mon, don't tell me that you don't like that wonderful smell of new shoes? I'm telling you, if Scentsy carried Shoe Store, Bleach and New Tire I would stockpile like nobody's business!

There you have it.


  1. New shoe smell, new car smell, bleach, certain linen scented some smells. I to love ice cream (it doesn't like me), flip flops, disneyland, cuss words in general, and definitely love books (I too make mini movies in my head while reading)!!! Love your blogging Ringmaster, keep it up!

  2. I just ate a small container of goats milk mint chip ice cream for lunch today. It was sooo worth the calories.

    I feel the same way about Disneyland. I hate crowds, but can handle them for the happiest place on earth.

    A long time ago, in a land far away, before hubby and child....I went out with my bestie to a night club every Saturday. We got tired of getting the stupid one liners from silly boys. We just wanted to dance. So, we decided one night to say fuck in every sentence to any guy who tried to pick us up. We thought, this will surely drive them away. No, it did not, they hardly noticed. Maybe they did, and they really liked it. I don't know, the plan backfired, but it was a hilarious night.

  3. *gasp* Fuck is not actually useful for turning men away! This is a sad, sad day!

  4. We even started out with: Nice to fuckin meet you. They didn't even flinch!

  5. I, too, am deeply fond of that word that starts with "f". It is my favorite. And I use it all the favorite line when someone is WHINING is "T F B....Too Fuckin' Bad."


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